K.

This. Is. Fucking. Awesome.

I swear, if it would've been offered, I would've taken EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE DAMN THINGS.

I mean the pies. You know, the random shitload of pies that showed up at NG the other day? Yeah, Seguchi decided to distribute them to us. I WANTED THEM ALL. They're actually really good! And all sorts of flavors! Apple, cherry, blueberry...oh God. I want more. Oh the things I could do if I could get a vat full of pie filling...

I think I may have a pie fetish or something. Is that wrong? Well, maybe not pie exactly, just food in general. I mean, I'd probably do the same thing in a vat full of pudding or macaroni and cheese or something...

...

I need to call my wife. Wonder if she's coming to the area anytime soon. Probably not. That'd be just too convenient.

Oh woe is me!

Tessssssssssssssssssssst.